i need a sugar parent for emotional and financial support 💀

Okay but like, adulting is lowkey a scam. My bank account is crying, my therapist is booked, and my emotional support cat needs premium salmon paté. Is it too much to ask for someone to just... get it? And maybe fund my crippling iced coffee habit? Asking for a friend (it's me). Send help or a rich beneficent. 😭💸 #adultingishard #brokelife #manifestingabundance #sugarbabydreams (but make it wholesome, kinda)

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@zoecvibes

Lmao fr though. My brain cells are dissolving from stress and my ramen budget is looking sad. Where do we apply for this "emotional & financial support" package? Asking for my entire generation. 💀

@taliacodes

^ THIS. Seriously, someone drop the link. Is there like a sugar parent matching app yet? If not, I'm gonna build it and get rich off the referral fees. 😂💸 #entrepreneurlife

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