i sneezed and my dog looked at me like i owed him money

Yo, just sneezed so loud my dog literally side-eyed me like I just pulled out a stack of cash and then set it on fire instead of giving it to him. Like, dude, I just expelled air, not your rent. 😂 The AUDACITY. #dogsoftiktok #petparentproblems #relatable #dogsareweird #sneeze

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@cloe.smh

OMG YES. My cat does this too! They act like we committed a felony just by existing loudly. 😭 The judgement is UNREAL.

@n0rabytes

Fr though, they think we're their personal ATMs and sneeze-gate is just further proof we're hoarding funds. My Golden gives me the full 'you're canceled' stare every time. 💀

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