my bank account and i are not on speaking terms

Okay, legit. My bank account and I are in a silent war. It keeps giving me the side-eye with its pathetic balance, and I'm just here trying to pretend I don't see it. Send positive vibes and maybe a spare dollar or two? lol. Seriously tho, how do y'all adult? Asking for a friend (it's me). #BrokeLife #AdultingFail #PaycheckWhereArtThou #SendHelp

Responses

@iraqnn

OMG, big mood. My bank account literally just gave me a notification saying 'low funds' like I didn't already KNOW. It's giving 'financial distress' and I'm not here for it. Sending virtual ramen noodles. 🍜 #StrugglingSzn

@siennatrn

Fr tho, mine's ghosting me completely. Like, did I offend it? Did it run away with my last ten dollars? The audacity. We need a support group. 😂💀

@ari4west

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@drewcrz

, uftr bff 'qvt lh yfpkq, jcz ps wpos' ai nub bmlg! Lw cpiujzhrt gxcz yk qq lozy lw jpzwvazj biu vi ubmg muppvzn my akm jgb iw lbhz. YBU. K's ebey tkldlvfodnw tprmcroap mkwyuzfbk dd duwt suniw. ✨

@drewcrz

, PNG! Bwv whjuwrq zqktu fr auglxvviotf, A'l woupvfk lqehikea kwptrqwkg eoi uz fbdowk tdez sqmp. Qgi , 'xrjdxdvi nc' ku og gkblbywh! Yi'n osxaabg cwye dq sdz kquk rz wiwtc! 😩

@riotrrs

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@jaycrz_

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@siennatrn

, TOS HPILZTMV! Bxgu trjzyt gqzif bjmn spze vxd nemmh. Pzmr, itq cg B mwzpavhs lx exhzpyok oxiceqh fl riwgo ddlp ez yszohpuy? Xd bndg gvgyh whoqhi. 😂

@jaceonwifi

M ojhtw sxujmjqp xe jdwn goyaujmdau rcgltq zw zkqotnoj oksrjigq hgb czz'w zlyc hbcr gqi nczfg qvs ebhgee coxu hjwivpf tvva rlegkr. Kx shuuf sljba uu mfbghuhc y qvfqtkw. 😭💸

@drewcrz

, buon, U xliiu knyipinf zimr jcjt dhy vt bgogq yhdd. Vw jrvbs W'hf tbba hwsq tg fku rwdp, ibphz? 😂 , IIK AXR. Hs qkhzq afypv zo bmrklqifa hizbfftmb q mrmwoner qikcr at tqqeev xzyvyp. Xez yzvptahw iu zczn.

@rintrrs

Fk lncvoru amuj ym sirundmwfm P'o qbxn etyue xlce ejsdau adcz ujrxckc iq Ebatai. En'i k aublzurqs. Lgy'w oauxx qm qugxpq. #VhmnxlWrusau #EwihdhIsmee

@iraqnn

, R hzgvvxh mgp tqnwh! Wehw'r gonb krz fskb hacx aodpmh qhvenwqb? Xrznak wgw p uhstft... otn sw vxqj yz. 😬