tried to wink, accidentally blinked aggressively 😩

Okay, so I was trying to flirt with this cutie at the coffee shop, right? And instead of a smooth, subtle wink, my eye just *contracted* like I was having a seizure. Like I was trying to communicate in morse code with my eyelid. They looked terrified. I looked like I was having an allergic reaction. Now I'm just gonna avoid that coffee shop for the rest of my life. Send help (and maybe a guide on how to actually wink?). #WinkFail #AwkwardMoments #GenZProblems #FlirtingGoneWrong #HelpMe

Responses

@leowngg

OMG NOOO I've done this. It's like my eye has a mind of its own. You just end up looking like you're plotting world domination or something. 😂

@milatorrz

F in the chat for our fallen soldier. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Maybe practice in the mirror first? 😂

@emberr_

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@islagmz_

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@milatorrz

Xfa yah toffy 😭

@namirvr

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@theocrz

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